Titus Bramble restores the clever-dumb balance by crashing his car into a wall

You know the Mint credit card advert about the clever-dumb balance? Well, scoring the winner in Newcastle United's Uefa Cup match against Ventspils was just too clever for Titus Bramble. He restored the balance by crashing his car into a wall last night. That's more like the Titus Bramble we know and love!

Unusually for a footballer in this situation, Bramble was not over the drink driving limit. Click here to read some excellent quotes from Norfolk couple Eddie and Linda Sargent whose wall Bramble smashed his BMW into.

Rob