News Balls - they wobble, but they don't fall down

Dean Ashton fears an England call-up prank. Blame Rio Ferdinand's daft TV show! [Mirror]
Becks can't get a game for Real [The Sun]
McClaren will throw the book at part-time authors [Mirror]
And he's got the backing of Dave Kitson! [Football 365]
Freddy Adu: 'I was over-hyped' [Reuters]