The Official Guide to the Unofficial Football World Championships - a world where Uruguay are world champions and Scotland are the best team ever!

This cracking new book does away with Sepp Blatter's plans for a new football ranking system by adopting a boxing-style title fight format whereby you remain world champions until you are defeated. The idea came from Scottish claims that they must be the best in the world after beating World Cup holders England in 1967.

According to author Paul Brown, Uruguay are the current title-holders although they will put the championship on the line when they face Egypt on Wednesday. Uruguay have successfully defended the title three times since taking it from Romania in May this year. It is still Scotland who top the all time rankings list though! Click here to get all the latest from the official website for this parallel universe or click here to buy the book from Amazon.