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Zidane ruins advertising campaign [Guardian]
Ronaldo to join Cristiano Ronaldo at Old Trafford. Guess The Sun's headline... [The Sun]
PSV want €8.5 million for Vennegoor of Hesselink. A sound investment if you charge by the letter for printing on replica shirts [Soccer365]
Suicide attempt Pessotto out of danger [BBC Sport]
Henrik Larsson retires from international football (again) [ESPNSoccernet]