News Balls

Magpies swoop for Becks [Daily Mail]
Jens 'Herr Compassion' Lehmann will step aside for Ollie Kahn in the meaningless third place match [Football 365]
Elizondo to ref final. Why?! [Guardian]
Lippi to join Mouthy after World Cup final [The Sun]
Saint Sepp of Blatter to overhaul FIFA rankings [BBC Sport]