News Balls

Rooney to give testimony on his testicle-crunching [Football 365]
Stevie Gerrard: Ronaldo was 'bang out of order' [Guardian]
Italian media shops Frings [Reuters]
Makelele defends Zimmerframe Zidane and the France geriatrics [ESPNSoccernet]
While Juninho quits and tells the Brazil geriatrics to follow him (at their own pace, of course) [BBC Sport]