Rio Ferdinand 'kidnaps' David Beckham. Hilarious

Ho ho, Rio's a wag, pretending to kidnap Becks. According to The Sun, 'The Real Madrid ace was convinced he was about to be held to ransom after a bizarre car ride that took him across Manchester’s notorious Moss Side area.' Becks jumped out of the car at a red light and sprinted away, clearly shitting himself. Rio leapt out of a nearby van, caught up with his captain and explained it was all a big joke, filmed for Rio's new ITV show, 'Rio Ferdinand's World Cup Wind-ups'. Comedy gold. (The show will be aired on 10 June, after the Paraguay game, btw)

Good to see Rio's mind is fully concentrated on the tournament :(