News Balls

FIFA says 'Forget it.' Deco out against England [Football365]
Cristiano Ronaldo wants to play for Real Madrid. Alex Ferguson building world's biggest hairdryer as we speak [Guardian Unlimited]
England players: 'Stop bullying David, you'll make him sick again…' [BBC Sport]
Kelvin Jack: World Cup's sexiest goalkeeper [Trinidad & Tobago Express]
Beckham: a footballing obituary [World Cup Hippo]