We have already established that Andriy Shevchenko would make an
excellent Bond villain's henchman, so who better to be the man he would call
'Boss' than France's Franck Ribery. The scar-faced Marseille
winger would make a terrific Bond villain in the mould of Ernest Stavro
Ribery picked up the obligatory Bond villain scars from a childhood car accident. Now all he needs is a white cat to stroke. Expect him to establish himself on the word stage in Germany. In fact, I might just have hatched a plan to do a Bratwurst Player To Watch profile on Ribery (evil laugh to fade).