Guide to the German male

Props to the Washintgon Post's Jon DeNunzio for spotting this article in German magazine Spiegel. It's a handy Guide to the German male, from Aristo German ('Daddy was the Kaiser's favourite nephew…') to Sporty German (He loves 'forcing you to go Nordic Walking on a Sunday morning…'). Essential reading, particularly for singletons heading to Germany this summer. Does David Hasselhoff count as German these days?