Wayne Rooney on a bike. It's madness, I tell you!

Wayne, please stop messing about on that mountain bike and get back in your oxygen tent! You're asking for trouble. What next, a photo of Roo bungie jumping? Apparently master Wayne is making 'very positive' progress in his bid to be fit for Germany. He looks happy enough, but there's a big difference between pulling a wheelie at Man Utd's training ground and nutmegging an Argentine defender in the World Cup final.