Team USA coach to be cunningly disguised as 'just another coach'
The USA's official team bus will be the only one at Germany '06 not to feature its national flag – the other 31 team buses all have large national flags painted on them. US officials met with German counterparts and came to the conclusion that the Americans shouldn't advertise themselves, for 'security reasons'. Few can dispute that America isn't the most popular nation in certain parts of the world (Bratwurst still loves ya), but I don't think this move is going to foil any would-be terrorists. Hope I'm wrong, of course.
I suggest instead that Team USA uses the oldest trick in the book: pretend you're Canadian.