Revealed: Wayne Rooney's new nickname…

Steven Gerrard on Wayne Rooney: 'The first time I saw him after his injury, I expected him to be a bit down. But even then he was adamant he was going to play some part… That's great news as a team-mate and there's no one more desperate than Wazza to play in the World Cup – except for me.'

Wazza?!*@!!

Yep, the world's finest young footballer goes by the nickname Wazza (I thought it was Shrek?). Classy, very classy.