BREAKING NEWS: Rooney not fit to play in England's World Cup group games. Tits

Reports suggest that Wayne Rooney will not be fit to resume training for another couple of weeks (on schedule though, so nothing much has changed medically). He'll have another scan on 14 June and definitely won't play in any of England's group matches. But it looks like Rooney will still travel to Germany and Sven will then leave it until the 11th hour before deciding his fate.

Let's face it, Rooney won't be fit – resuming training is a very different ballgame from playing in a competitive match. Sven, you have to let it go…

 
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