Steve McClaren needs moisturiser
In another life, Steve McClaren might have been a cheery National Express coach driver (although here he looks ticked off, probably because he's waiting for a couple of stragglers to board the coach after a service-station piss break.
Whilst I'm on the subject of the ruddy Boro boss, here's a shocking fact of the day:
Steve McClaren (44) is three years younger than Madonna (47). Go figure.