Shhh! Shearer for England again?

At a party attended by WaatB? last night, a mole (who works on the sports desk at a well-known Sunday tabloid newspaper) drunkenly let slip details of a huge, huge story - apparently Alan Shearer has been in secret talks with both the FA and Sven about the possibility of him reversing his retirement and being part of the England squad this summer. Sven is desperately worried that Michael Owen won't be fit and he'll be without an experienced goalscorer in his 22. Shearer is still in good enough shape to do a job for England. Given the choice between Dean Ashton, Darren Bent and Shearer, I know who I'd pick (clue: not Ashton or Bent). You heard it here first…