Michael Owen and Wayne Rooney, live together in perfect harmony, side by side on my piano keyboard, Oh Lord etc etc

David 'The Diplomat' Beckham maintains that the Owen & Rooney show is still on the road, and that there's been no fall out over Gamblegate: 'People were saying there was an issue between Michael and Wayne but it is because they are the two main strikers that people want to say that… In our squad it is impossible to fall out over something like that.'

Becks also revealed that the only card game he has played is snap. Now that I do believe.

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