Johnny Rep: I dived

Dutch legend Johnny Rep (looking particularly camp here) has admitted to the dive which contributed to Scotland's exit from the 1978 World Cup. The blonde bounder. You have to laugh – unless you're Scottish, in which case you have to cry.

 
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